Los Angeles Prime Timers Newsletter

March, 2010

 

L.A. PRIME TIMERS PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE

Woody Baldwin turns 90
The founder of Prime Timers World Wide, Woody Baldwin, turns 90 on March 28, 2010.  Happy Birthday, Woody, and thanks!

Prime Timers Regional Gathering
Las Vegas Prime Timers are having their Western Regional Gathering May 2-6, 2010.  You are invited to attend. See attached Registration form and agenda. Register early.

PTWW Newsletter
We are no longer mailing the Prime Timers World Wide Newsletter to you each month.  You can go on line and get it free. Check it out:www.Primetimersww.org.

Moscow Gay Pride
It has been reported to us that a Gay Parade in going to take place in Moscow May 29th.  The Moscow Mayor said he will not allow the parade to take place.  He calls the gay pride march “Satanic.”  The Gay people who are in charge of the Parade said “We don’t plan to make any changes. We will plan to hold a gay parade.” The Mayor said the marchers should be punished and he states that they will be. We all support the tenacity of the Gay men and Women in Moscow and the rest of the world who continue to fight for their God given place in life.

Gay In the Military
We congratulate President Obama, Admiral Mike Mullen and Colin Powel who say repeal the policy “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”

Let us not forget Alexander The Great, the Greek king of Macedonia who conquered the Persian Empire. He had a powerful army that was reported by Historians, to be gay.  The Ancient Greek Army preferred gay soldiers and would put lovers into combat side by side, knowing they would fight all the fiercer to protect their lovers.

CONTRIBUTIONS

Sexual Orgasm Increases Longevity
Dr. Mercola (Mercola.com)
Forbes.com
British Medical Journal December 20, 1997; 315(7123): 1641-1644

Having regular (and enthusiastic) sex confers a host of measurable physiological advantages to both men and women.

In one of the most credible studies tracking overall health with sexual frequency, the mortality of roughly 1,000 middle-aged men was tracked over the course of a decade.

Men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm experienced half the death rate. Other studies have correlated frequency of sex with, among other benefits:

• An improved sense of smell
• A reduced risk of heart disease
• Weight loss and overall fitness
• Reduced depression
• Pain relief
• Less-frequent colds and flu
• Better bladder control

 

In physiological terms, women experience no possibility of "overdosing" and experience no dangers from too much sex. Men, however, can damage their penile tissue with too much rough or forceful sex, especially now that drugs such as Viagra and Levitra can allow for more staying power

Having Sex Twice A Week Reduces Chance of Heart Attack by Half
Posted by: Dr. Mercola, February 06 2010
The Telegraph January 8, 2010
American Journal of Cardiology January 15, 2010, Volume 105, Issue 2, Pages 192-197

Men who have sex at least twice a week can almost halve their risk of heart disease, according to new research.

It shows men who indulge in regular lovemaking are up to 45 percent less likely to develop life-threatening heart conditions. The study, of over 1,000 men, did not examine whether women benefit too.

The researchers who carried out the investigation are calling for doctors to screen men for sexual activity when assessing their risk of heart disease.

MOVIES

Movie from India called “Dunno Y”
A Gay film from India will be released May 2010.  It is equivalent to “Brokeback Mountain”. The film will show two naked men embracing and kissing.  It is now being shown around Indian cities.  India’s full legalization of homosexuality is expected but still must pass India’s Supreme Court.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article7004589.ece

Bollywood [India] is the world’s most prolific film industry, but for decades one plotline has dared not speak its name. Now the sub-continent’s ultimate cinematic taboo is to be broached, with the first depiction of a gay kiss.

Months before its release, Dunno Y . . . Na Jaane Kyun has already been called India’s answer to Brokeback Mountain. The film, which promises to break new ground by telling the story of a serious, and explicitly sexual, relationship between two Indian men, comes months after a law outlawing homosexuality was overturned in the Delhi High Court.

CHUCKLES

A Maid’s Duties
Submitted by Reid

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria:  “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.  The first reason is that I iron better than you.”
Wife:  “Who said you iron better than I?”
Maria:  “Your husband said so.”
Wife:  “Oh!”
Maria:  “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife:  “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?”
Maria:  “Your husband did.”
Wife:  “Oh!”
Maria:  “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you”
Wife:  (really furious now)  “Did my husband say that as well!?”
Maria:  “No Señora ..The gardener did.”
Wife:  “So how much do you want?”

No More Complaining
By Jerry
A young gay man, after years of hiding it, finally decides he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents. He went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"